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Why the Apple Vision Pro May Be Your Worst Investment This Year
Patience can save you four thousand days of regret
Apple’s most revolutionary product by far is finally here. The Vision Pro is now available for pre-order and is announced to launch in the stores by 2nd February. However, this is only relevant for the people in the US, as Apple wants the rest of the world to really think twice before making the worst financial decision of the year.
“But, the Evil Geek is supposed to be an Apple fanboy. Why is he criticising a product that has given us, fellow Apple fanboys, damp dreams since June 2023?”
I get your point, fellow cultist. I still acknowledge myself as a loyal disciple of Apple. But someone from the clan has to raise their voice, and I hate to be that guy. I am equally excited about the Vision Pro’s launch as all of you, but I’m going to refrain from buying it this year. It’s not because I can’t afford it (that’s true, however); but purely because I’ve considered these three reasons that I’m about to share with you that may prevent you from buying it too. Here’s why:
1. It’s a first-gen Apple product
History is evident Once a wise man said, and I quote, “Once a wise man said that you should take lessons from the mistakes of history…