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iOS 16 Will Be a Mosquito

It will suck out all your love for Apple!

The Evil Geek
4 min readApr 18, 2022
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Unlike Tony Stark in the MCU, Apple’s Worldwide Developer Conference (WWDC) is returning this year in June. And we are only a few weeks away from the announcement of a major iOS update.

Since January 2022, videos and articles regarding the iOS 16 began to arise on the internet. Some claimed a whole new revamped iOS, while others claimed a list of futuristic features to be shipped with this update. And the people who fell for this nonsense were the same who believed in Santa’s existence up until they were twenty.

(I think I should either erase that statement or pretend not to know who Santa is for the rest of my life.)

Mark Gurman, the most prominent leaker of Apple, recently shared his expectations about the upcoming iOS 16. When the word ‘expectations’ is used side-by-side with the name ‘Mark Gurman’, it automatically translates to ‘leaks’.

When I first read these leaks, it instantly made me realise how my parents must’ve felt seeing my high school mark sheets. And just to clarify here, my grades were disappointing…

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The Evil Geek
The Evil Geek

Written by The Evil Geek

Alter ego of an extremely handsome man. Hiding in the shadows, I write about tech. Muahahaha!

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