Apple Vision Pro is Worth Your Kidney
My eyes are moist!
Despite being a well-built, alpha macho guy, I had a fangirl moment seeing the Vision Pro being unveiled.
I was relishing the keynote on my television while being relaxed on my recliner, with lights set to dimmed purple, thinking that I was having the best technical experience of all time. But the announcement of the new VR headset instantly made me feel like a primitive human living in the pre-stone-age era.
That’s when I decided that I’m getting rid of the obsolete technology known as the television and replace it with the newly unveiled VR headset, on which I can have a screen as big as King Kong’s belly button.
But this firm decision only lasted until Tim Cook announced its price — $3,499. That’s more than the combined cost of an iPhone 14 Pro, the new 16” MacBook Air, and an Apple Watch Ultra.
Not all of our last names are Gates, Cook, or Musk. So, the only option that remains is a kidney.
Disclaimer: The usage of the word ‘kidney’ is only an exaggerated form of a metaphor that refers to the financial savings. In no manner, I’m advising you’ll to sell your body parts in exchange for a product.
With that put out loud and clear, let me give you 3 reasons why Apple’s new Vision Pro headset is…
