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Apple Cannot Justify These 3 Silly Things
What can you even expect from a half-ate fruit anyway?
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Every year, I flush out a vast amount of money in purchasing new Apple products, and all I achieve is sheer disappointment that I hide under a compelled smile.
“An Apple a day can make you a one kidney person.”
— Sir Evil Geek
With a full bladder and moist eyes, I have to admit that Apple does countless silly things each year and get away with it without a fair justification.
Here are the 3 silly things Apple cannot justify:
1. iPhones and Apple Pencils
Anything that begins with the word ‘Apple’ is never cheap. Be it a pencil.
When you purchase a standard wooden pencil from a store, you get the liberty to use it wherever you want. You can take notes on a paper, or doodle a masterpiece on your neighbour’s wall. Heck, with its sharp lead tip, you can even make holes in certain objects. Even if you break the pencil in the…