3 Reasons Why Modern Video Games Stink
Only a time machine called ‘deodorant’ can fix this!
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Remember the good ol’ days when video games were fun, exciting, and epic? Remember the classic era of PS2 and Xbox360? Remember the time when the world was a better place to enjoy video games?
Oh, and if you’re the product of recent times, wondering what this charming hunk is ranting about, let me explain to you the cause for my frustration. The video games you know as video games are nothing but leftovers of Pizza in the trash pile, period.
I remember being at school, discussing games with my friends, eagerly waiting to go back home and play them. It’s no longer the same. Not because I’m a grown man with a thick French beard, but because games are no longer as fun as they once used to be.
Here are thirteen minus three reasons why modern video games stink:
1. Games are bred as cash cows
“Moo… Moo-ooh!” That’s the sound the modern game developers hear when they think of a new game idea.
